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Thursday, December 9, 2010
THE LEGENDARY TALE OF A YOUNG MAN, AND A LEAD FISHING SINKER, AND HIS MOTHER
hello everyone. its me, i figured that all 13000 of you would want to hear from thier leader. and hear my words of wisdom..
the other day i was reminded of a story my friend told me,and anyone who would listen, about how "one time" his cousin Jeff ,being the prankster eh was, decide he would play a little prank on his mother. so he swallowed a lead fishing sinker that he tied to fishing line, and tied the other end to his tooth..
this is where the story gets funny.
so a couple of days passed, Jeff was overjoyed to hear a plunk of lead on porslean, during his morning dump,signifing that it was time to blow his mothers mind.
why he would choose to do such a trick with his mom as an audience, im not sure,but
anyway, he came strutting out of the shitter wearing the biggest grin, holding the sinkier dangling out his asshole in on hand,and the other end of the line, the one tied to his tooth for security,in the other,.. and the way it was told to me is, that he made like a sawing motion with it, pulling one end and then the other like a tug of war..
when he was at his most triumphunt moment of his life, he stated "LOOK MA" and did the little jig for his mother!!
"Jeff"(last name withheld) i salut you, my good man ,for being such a legend to generations of kids who thought this trick was "stupid" or "retarded" or even, "physically impossible".. you will probably truely never know the inspiratin you have been,
thank you
R.I.P.
the other day i was reminded of a story my friend told me,and anyone who would listen, about how "one time" his cousin Jeff ,being the prankster eh was, decide he would play a little prank on his mother. so he swallowed a lead fishing sinker that he tied to fishing line, and tied the other end to his tooth..
this is where the story gets funny.
so a couple of days passed, Jeff was overjoyed to hear a plunk of lead on porslean, during his morning dump,signifing that it was time to blow his mothers mind.
why he would choose to do such a trick with his mom as an audience, im not sure,but
anyway, he came strutting out of the shitter wearing the biggest grin, holding the sinkier dangling out his asshole in on hand,and the other end of the line, the one tied to his tooth for security,in the other,.. and the way it was told to me is, that he made like a sawing motion with it, pulling one end and then the other like a tug of war..
when he was at his most triumphunt moment of his life, he stated "LOOK MA" and did the little jig for his mother!!
"Jeff"(last name withheld) i salut you, my good man ,for being such a legend to generations of kids who thought this trick was "stupid" or "retarded" or even, "physically impossible".. you will probably truely never know the inspiratin you have been,
thank you
R.I.P.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Monday, October 4, 2010
HELLO!!!
to any one who stumbled accross this little blo9g o mine, i welcome you...
also, if there is any thing under the sun you would like to see on here, let me know, and i will post it. it dosent matter what, i can get it all, movies tv, programs ,you name it..
i will just post random thing i come across otherwise, take care, yall thanks for visiting!!!
also, if there is any thing under the sun you would like to see on here, let me know, and i will post it. it dosent matter what, i can get it all, movies tv, programs ,you name it..
i will just post random thing i come across otherwise, take care, yall thanks for visiting!!!
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